All Jacked Up On Mountain Dew!!!!

Mountain Dew, Salsa Verde Chips and gummy worms = DISASTER!!! It all started at Jacks, when we went to buy some supplies for a bridge night. Channing had this glorious idea to drink a 12 pack of mt. dew between the three of us (Megan was M.I.A.). We got to the drink isle, and Channing looks and says with a longing voice..."vault..." Laurie and I both told her no, we were pushing it by going with mt. dew. We found the chips, and got some chocolate and we were on our way. I (Ashley) brought along some little cups that would serve as our shot glasses since we didn't really have any. As soon as we pulled up to the bridge we got out and took some pictures. Laurie and I left Channing in the dust to go on a journey to be nearer to the water. Channing soon followed...in flip-flops!! We took some pictures and hurried back to the car, because our hands were all but frozen, and Channings toes were about to fall off. Due to the strenuous breathing from running to the car, the car steamed up in a matter of seconds. It was like that scene of the Titanic. We brought out the pop and began our slow torture. We made a first toast, then a second and a third. We opened the chips. We opened the gummy worms. After about 7 cans among the three of us, our bladders were screaming out for some serious attention! Channing just wanted to go, but Laurie and I refused,remembering the coyotes that occupied the place opted to go at Laurie's house. We started up the LaBra and headed to Laurie's. We ran inside, our bladders swollen and about to pop. We relieved ourselves and decided to visit the infamous Sanford baseball field. By the time we got there we decided to have a couple more shots. For old times sake we got out of the car to walk around the bases, we were feeling a little to stiff to run or even jog. After our slow walk, Channing decided she had to go to the bathroom again. Being the brave woman she is, she whipped it out and went in the dugout. We got back in the car and took a few more shots. We reached 9 cans. That is when the real trouble began. Channing was already about to vomit, I was dang near,Laurie who was a few steps behind would be feeling it later. We reclined the seats and moaned and groaned about our intense pain. Channing decided that she would relieve some of her pressure and let a little air loose. It was the cloud of death! Laurie and I begged her to open the windows. In our mad rush to get some clean air we pushed and pulled and moved like animals. The doors were locked! We got the doors unlocked,but not soon enough. The smell mixed with the awful feeling in my stomach lead to some nasty throw-up in my mouth. Don't ask me why, but I swallowed it down. After some fresh cold air entered our lungs Laurie and I soon realized we needed to go potty bad too, but would not follow Channing's example. We pleaded to her to find us a toilet. Nothing. Nada. No one we knew in Sanford would understand our insanity, and we would never be able to live with the embarrassment. We took the back roads home. The gummy worms swimming around in my stomach were pushing the salsa Verde chips up causing the bubbly mountain dew volcano to rumble and threaten to erupt. We made it to my house before any accidents. All three of us waddled inside and went to the bathroom,once again. We all went to my room and laid ourselves out in my room. I opened the windows so we would be able to breathe if anything needed to come out. Our stomachs were swollen huge, and were tight as rocks! We were in some serious pain and sworn over and over again to never ever ever do that again. Channing soon left and Laurie and I went to bed. We laid there forever buzzed on Mt. Dew, our eyes dilated, our stomachs crying out in anger and finally went to bed around 1:00. Only to wake up in the morning to a serious hangover,a terrible headache, weak stomach, and a serious hatred towards food. So advice to everyone....never and I mean never mix gummy worms and salsa Verde chips with 9 evil cans of Mt. Dew. Your body will hate you like never before!